Dirty Little Secret: "Would you marry someone if their last name made you sound like a punchline?"
Update: 2025-09-08
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In this laugh-out-loud edition of Dirty Little Secret, a newly engaged listener drops a bombshell: she loves her fiancé, adores the ring, and is thrilled about the proposal — but she absolutely refuses to take his last name. Why? Because it’s… Butts.
And her first name starts with a B.The crew dives into the hilarious and heartfelt dilemma, exploring everything from wedding day introductions (“Live on the main stage… Becky Butts!”) to the pressure of tradition and identity. Is it okay to reject a name for aesthetic reasons? What if it sounds like a cartoon character or worse — a joke?Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offer their takes, share their own awkward name stories (including Coach Balls and Dick Butkus references), and help the caller brainstorm how to break the news to her very traditional fiancé.
Recently engaged and navigating the emotional minefield of name-changing expectations, this caller is torn between love and legacy. Her story is relatable, funny, and surprisingly deep — touching on identity, family, and the pressure to conform.
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Leave a review and tell us your weirdest name story — we might read it on air!
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And her first name starts with a B.The crew dives into the hilarious and heartfelt dilemma, exploring everything from wedding day introductions (“Live on the main stage… Becky Butts!”) to the pressure of tradition and identity. Is it okay to reject a name for aesthetic reasons? What if it sounds like a cartoon character or worse — a joke?Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offer their takes, share their own awkward name stories (including Coach Balls and Dick Butkus references), and help the caller brainstorm how to break the news to her very traditional fiancé.
Recently engaged and navigating the emotional minefield of name-changing expectations, this caller is torn between love and legacy. Her story is relatable, funny, and surprisingly deep — touching on identity, family, and the pressure to conform.
Love this episode?
Subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.
Leave a review and tell us your weirdest name story — we might read it on air!
Share this episode with a friend who’s planning a wedding or just needs a laugh.
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